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The Truth Hurts When You're Dead
What's funnier than zombies? How about zombies in denial. Dean is in denial of his new status as a zombie, and it's up to his friend Stanley to tell him the truth. But the truth hurts when you're dead. Can Stanley and Dean's friendship survive now that Dean is a zombie? Can Stanley survive now that Dean is a zombie? Find out in this funny short story about zombies and friendship.
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Turned into a zombie T-shirts
I don't know how to tell you this ... you've been turned into a zombie

What zombies do T-shirts
It's not his fault that he wants to kill everyone and eat their flesh ... that's just what zombies do

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Friends of Necessity
All alone on a desolate planet, Vehster and Gleiane became friends out of necessity. Bound by the rules of their former tribes, the two men constantly struggled with their conflicting obligations. But when a beautiful space adventurer arrives on their planet, everything changes. Find out what happens in this sci-fi short story.
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Glowing-finger alien ship T-shirts
Does that look like a ship full of glowing-finger aliens?

Put down your weapons T-shirts
You can put down your weapons boys

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He's not Diseased
The bitter old man thinks the dog is diseased, the cheerful old man thinks the dog is special. An argument ensues, body parts are bitten, pickles are eaten, and fun is had by all -- except for the bitter old man. So if you love dogs and/or pickles, then read this funny story about one special dog, because He's not Diseased.
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He's Special T-shirts
He's Not Diseased ... He's Special

Bit my dang thumb T-shirts
It bit my dang thumb off

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Rabbit Races
Sparky Somnio has a dream -- to entertain the world. For all his life, Sparky has wanted to organize shows and events to thrill large audiences. One night down at the pub Sparky comes up with his latest brilliant idea -- Rabbit Races. Why rabbits? Because they're really fast. Still Curious? Then read this amusing short story about one man reaching for greatness.
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Racing Rabbits T-shirts
Rabbit Races ... Racing Rabbits

Really Fast T-shirts
Rabbit Races ... Because They're Really Fast

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